Tuesday, August 31, 2004

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Suda America, or the profession of the sex tourist

When urban legends spread and widen continental become legends, there is one that runs through Europe, diverged in our imaginary television permeates every fiber of our neurotic and excitable body said that in South American continent are all pussies. In addition to fascinate because it sees everything in creation with a view exclusively sexual (and will always have more), this tragically vulgata feeds the abomination of Western sex tourism. The first were the sailors of Columbus to spread this rumor: exhausted from long journeys, full of hormones and scurvy, just saw the first to be equipped with female genital rushed like sharks to slip into that first gave vent to their colleagues in the behinds of a caravel. And then, back in Spain, down balls to tell about beautiful women and erotic details of performance that not even the most exotic brothels was given to see: so who could verify?

Since then the tourist medium goes, full of hope, in these places ravaged by poverty, think of finding the "bone" wild just ready to be bought for a dinner in the restaurant more expensive (in exchange for a complete meal as a pack of gum) or a pair of nylon stockings (Slavic version of the urban legend).

Astonishment and disappointment: the beauty, often quite rare, local belloni go with a scream. At our tourist is just a lady screwed by diet a bit 'unbalanced and baked from having some little child at a very young age. And suddenly the roles are reversed: the one who wanted to buy is bought, becoming in turn (victim of the need demonstrate that they have something broom) personification of the exotic lady in a one-way ticket to a better place undeservedly considered, namely Europe.

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Thursday, August 26, 2004

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Britney and '"immoral", stay away from the Taliban Bush

Among the many merits or defects of pop star Britney Spears 'there' to be a devoted supporter of Republican President George W. Bush. The singer was not by chance that in the long courted by the organizers to perform live on stage at the Republican convention in New York. The hypothesis, however, sparked violent protests of some conservative groups who saw it as "immoral" and would prefer to stay away from the same event.

"With attitudes immature - writes in an email to its members the Illinois Family Institute, a prominent Republican organization thread - its participation in the convention would be a peak of hypocrisy for a party that claims to represent the
of good character '. "Britney is

criticized for the kiss "lesbian" with Madonna on the stage of the MTV Awards last summer, the behavior of "immodest", the marriage annulled within 24 hours with the loser's childhood friend and too many inches of skin exhibited during the performance. But if you look at a touch even take up the defense of Britney Spears in this world upside down.

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

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Americans and the war of tits on tv

Sara 'as well as a deformation of generations of those who many, 'was raised by tits elusive Edwige Fenech and Gloria Guida in movies with Renzo Montagnani late at night, but to me this gestapo of tits on American TV makes me boil the bile. The latest act of censorship concerns the Enterprise, no less. Fans of the series on the Pacific coast anxiously awaiting the episode where the beautiful Vulcan Jolene Blablock appeared in a nude scene. Zac, the outcry from the episode on the Atlantic coast (where 'was broadcast three hours prior to the time difference) has convinced the producers to cut the scene and best regards. The episode of Star Trek and 'was obviously sent in their entirety outside of the United States. The same Blalock said the incident with a certain awe, mixed with irony: "As soon as the network became aware of the exception to the rule on the Enterprise - he said - they went out of his mind. After all that 'the incident happened with Janet Jackson ..."

The curious thing, and the American TV 'channels that make English the "beep" when someone says "shit" on TV, if he turns on the English channels are all naked all day in a continuous parade of showgirls. The most 'beautiful about the Minister of Justice John Ashcroft would say, and that' a puritanone that few in the world. Some time ago, ordered the cover with a cloth of the statue (representing Justice topless) in the atrium of the Ministry farcis not photographed together.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

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And if I absolutely could not do more' to this campaign?

Every day I write two hundred, three hundred, four hundred lines of the American election campaign, rivers and rivers of mud wrestling without alas' ne 'boobs it' asses. Lobes of his ears torn Democratic bites, kicks in the balls of the Republican president, which, incidentally, the well-being but that the day after trigger new bites, others kicking, mud, mud, mud. They decide everything: the percentage of bad words in the next episode of Indiana Jones to the enemy (Italy) of the next war on terrorism. And we, in all this, we not only want but actually do the Americans. Knew the unbroken procession of ministers and ministrini, shade and in the flesh in New York and Washington, servants, Servini, trouser, a thousand ante, unnecessary exchange of courtesies, Frattini who speaks English as a sixth grade, Fassino with long levers to chase the Kennedy party to party in Boston, Berlusconi to be nice 'cause which has the number Phone ranch in Crawford agenda and feels strong and neo conservative few, Storace making propaganda for pork, the evening Formigoni Zegna, Rutelli, hahaha, Rutelli. I am in exile on this side of the sea by way 'long time since I am no longer even' account of them that we talk and laugh 'on the rocks of Mulinetti or on the ferry to Corsica, the jokes' on the beautiful Republic of bandanas here are like a distant echo that makes you feel more 'melancholy that partisan anger.

Pero 'I confess that a feeling of discomfort so' deeply, and not remembered for a long time: an election campaign over 'dirty even in this dream I would have imagined. There is talk of Vietnam here in Iraq do not speak almost more 'every day you discover a new, prestigious newspaper sold the White House as a kilo of mussels in Porto Venere. And the street, if a guy makes a picture because the skyscrapers' to his house he has not ever seen, big risk of ending up in the orange jumpsuit with handcuffs, a terrorist until further notice, without any trial lawyer. The last time I felt such deep embarrassment was the golden year of the birth of Forza Italy. Within two months I have seen with my eyes and my octogenarian grandmother illiterate become a partisan activist. A vote for Berlusconi there 'round at all costs, with the knee function, waterfalls and the world, he said, "I was doing for my own good,' cause I'm young and the world would have been better to me." If the U.S. elections were held in Italy who knows' who would win on Nov. 2, Kerry or Bush?

An example? This' one of many. The so-called "Vietnam Veterans for Truth '" are packed this gem of persuasion. Kerry's speech, without mentioning that they clarify the context of the statements, and 'a cornerstone of U.S. peace movement. A highly decorated officer in Vietnam for the first time before the Committee on Armed Services Senate. In reality 'Kerry did not directly DECLARED these acts, which also occurred alas for real, but cites the contents of a Pentagon report. What Kerry in Vietnam, think again before you, was a sniper with the wicked, that America is likely to throw hand grenades around them 'more' do 'and less like his predecessors' another account.

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Safety in the workplace (the pornstar)

Pornstars yes', but only with a condom. A senator of the State of California would put in the the multi-billion dollar porn industry in California by requiring the practice of safe sex on set. Paul Koretz said sector employees are entitled to guarantee safety in the workplace as all other Californians. Any contravention to the rule - said in a letter to 185 manufacturers hard - forcing the authorities 'power to new and more' stringent measures. The producers there are: condoms are evil in the room, the gimmick will do Koretz 'fall collections, and someone must' pay compensation to flower.

Monday, August 23, 2004

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If Bush wins on November 2, the next wars will be against Iran and the Palestinian Authority

What will 'the plot of the third act of the war on terrorism? To answer this question, we test the prestigious New Yorker who reads the intentions of the so-called hawks in the American political agenda of the Commission of the hazard involved. Gia 'and as' a whole program. This is a group of essays (inspired by blatantly neo) was born in the fifties to face the enemy of Soviet communism and now resurrected to inspire America in its fight against the transnational terror, as they call it.



If Bush will lose 'the presidency on November 2, the community' hawks' of American politics is ready for a vigorous opposition to the administration Kerry on foreign policy front. If Bush will win 'and overcome the impasse in Iraq, already' in the early months of the new mandate will shoot 'tough new phase in the war on terrorism. Bush has already 'that most' times in fact 'that there will be' a regime change in Iran (the number one target of the hawks). In the focus will end 'then the author' Palestinian Authority. It means that tanks enter Gaza stars and stripes? Up to this point, the New Yorker does not go.

In reality 'as the piece of the New Yorker' s nice you might as well read it to you without you I will continue to translate. Here it is. To see it in reality, perhaps you should subscribe. Anyways 'I play at most a broken link, it will' never.

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Janet Jackson accuses Bush has used my nipples to distract the Americans from Iraq

Janet Jackson blames the White House to have ridden the scandal aroused by his topless , shown by mistake during the performance at the superbowl, the biggest sporting events 'main concern is the United States to distract Americans from the difficulty' of the war in Iraq. Jackson throws the accusation in an interview with Genre magazine. The anticipated the Director magazine, Mike Slezak. The newspaper had already 'dubbed the incident "nipplegate" scandal of the nipple. The singer and 'performed in tandem with Justin Timberlake in the range of the game last January between the New England Patriots and Carolina Panthers, the event which traditionally takes millions of Americans glued to television screens. The choreography of the show included a flirtation between the two but the visual effect would go beyond the 'expectations. In the final move of the ballet Timberlake tore off a piece of the bodice of the singer to the public showing a naked breast. Puritanissima in America, and the episode 'was discussed for weeks by the media and politicians.